Last weekend I was asleep on the couch. I was exhausted from being out of town with my friends. We had lots of fun and stayed up practically all night. As I was trying to get some much needed rest I hear ear piercing screams. Since my husband was taking care of the boys while I took a little nap I figured I wouldn't even get up. But when you think about it, a Mom's job is never done. "Babe, can you go to the basement and get my saw." Hmm, now what in the world would he need his saw for. I opened my eyes quickly and stood up from the couch. "What!?" "He got his foot stuck in the chair!" Of course you know it was the Monster. However, my eight year old does get into things from time to time also. My husband was panicking because the Monster was screaming to the top of his lungs. "You go get the saw and I will stand here with him." Before my husband, clearly a crazy man, could even get to the basement door, I pulled his foot right out of the chair. No bruises, cuts, or tears! Can you believe he was going to saw my chair apart? Even on little sleep women think faster (and better) than men. I obviously didn't go back to sleep.